April 2011
"I William, take thee Rachel..."
Bringing My Milkshake
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is bringing my milkshake. It brought all of these boys over to my yard, and they started arguing saying mine was better than theirs. So I told them, “damn right, it’s better than yours.” Eventually I taught them, but they of course had to pay.
[Male, 18]
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the...
